John Robertson is an Australian comic currently killing it in the U.K. He’s had sell-out shows in London, Hong Kong, Phnom Penh, Berlin, Singapore, Edinburgh Fringe, Birmingham, Bristol, Sydney, Melbourne, Perth and probably Adelaide (he can’t remember.) 
With 4,000,000 YouTube hits, a wife he met because he faked a seizure on season one of Australian Idol (Guy Sebastian got the money, but he got the girl), this man is a whirlwind of insults dressed in a nice suit. Come and see him - he says this with love - you’re an idiot.  
John has performed live for: The Glee Club, Jongleurs UK, Off The Kerb, The Stand, Just The Tonic, Highlight, Comedy Store Sydney, Take Out Comedy Hong Kong, Laughing Horse Comedy Club, Happy Endings Comedy Club, The Friend In Hand, The Laugh Resort, The Comedy Lounge Perth, The Comedy Lounge Sydney, The Old Manly Boatshed, Oatley Hotel, Burswood Theatre, Seymour Centre Sydney, Comedy Masala Singapore, Udderbelly Theatre, Purple Cactus Comedy Clubs, Baby Blue Banana Comedy Clubs, The Laugh Emporium, The Comedy Hour, Channel 10 Australia, Local Laughs, The Top Secret Comedy Club, The Soho Comedy Club, Bob Slayer’s Comedy Grotto, Lazy Susan’s Comedy Den, The State Library of Western Australia, The Art Gallery of Western Australia, Enmore Theatre Sydney, Melbourne Town Hall, FAF Promotions, the University of Northumbria, Teshky, Boom Chicago, Hotel American, Schiller Theatre, MCM London Comic-Con, UK Games Expo and The Astor Theatre 
John’s TV credits include: The BBC's Edinburgh Nights; Challenge TV’s Videogame Nation; Ginx TV’s Ginx Live and The First Hour; Network Ten's Breakfast, The Project and Australian Idol; and ABC TV's Stateline and Gallipoli Submarine.

“NOT TO BE MISSED” The Guardian

“Strides onstage giving precisely zero f*cks” ★★★★★ The Skinny

“a splendid comedy beast” ★★★★ The Scotsman
“this is astute, amoral comedy for the morbidly-inclined” ★★★★ The Age

“a triumph” ★★★★ Herald Sun
“ballsy, in-yer-face and crass” The West Australian 
“[John Robertson’s show] is one of the funniest sights around… don’t miss it.” The Daily Telegraph

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