Friday 2nd March 2018 8.00pm
Saturday 3rd March 2018 8.00pm
Friday 9th March 2018 8.00pm
Saturday 10th March 2018 8.00pm
Main Club


$28 Adult $23 Concession or $23 Groups 10+ - (includes booking fee) Running time - 1 hour


Love Hurts

"Love Hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks…" Nazareth, 1975
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me…" Rihanna, 2010
They say ‘love is pain’, and with sex injuries on the rise, this has never been more accurate. Love and sex have been a source of torture long before the internet gifted us with the ability to ‘swipe right’ on someone for an evening. Kat and Emily will take stories of sex and romance gone wrong from the internet, the audience and their own experience and weave them into one raucous hour of entertainment. 
How does a simple trip to the toilet end up with the fire brigade in attendance? Can you break a body part that doesn’t technically have a bone? What is the worst sex scene from a romance novel ever written? Learn all of this and more in ‘Love Hurts’, a whirlwind comedy of love, pain and sexual misadventures. 
*Special guests featured each night. 

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